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Text Talk

A few highlights from last night's Gay Karaoke Jaunt:
  • I won fifty dollars promptly after depositing three into a "Tic-Tac-Fruit" machine.
  • Just because you are very straight, very hot, and very hot (oh, I already mentioned that) doesn't mean I will sit through your extremely off key rendition of Bob Seger's "Turn the Page". I mean it. No matter how hot you are. Hottie McHott Hott.
  • Cellular service inside a bar during traumatic Karaoke events can be a lifesaver. SMS=SOS. See text below.
Me: 'But he IS hot'
He: 'My vocal range keeps me singing torch songs. Of the Harvey F variety. Oy.'
Me: 'Update: Someone is attempting My Heart Will Go On.'
He: 'Throw Something. THROW SOMETHING!'

The above SMS conversation is reprinted without permission but it's all innocent and I know he wouldn't mind one bit.

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