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Define Normal

Normal office banter, for a Monday:
    Me: "Hey! How was your weekend?"
    She: "Fine. The usual; movies, music, I accidentally maced my daughter."

    - a moment of silence -

    Me: "Wait...I thought your son was the troublemaker."
    She: "You're fired. Get back to work."

This entry was posted by Frankie, on 12.17.2007. You can leave your response.

  1. Blogger Jeffrey Ricker | 12/25/07, 2:37 PM |  

    I'm filing "I accidentally maced my daughter" in my notebook under "perfect potential first lines of stories." Full credit will be given, of course.

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