Minimal Bandwidth Movie Reviews
We all know how long it takes me to get my lazy ass to the cinema; here's my take on some recently watched flicks, minimally worded for you busy boys and girls:
- Spider-Man 3: Woohoo! Wait, what the hell was that crap?
Casino Royale: Woohoo! OMG! Freeze on that ocean scene!
Rocky Balboa: Wake me when Milo gets screen time.
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