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Mellow Yellow Breakdown

Brian nails it.

I have so much I want to let out. But I can't. I'm not exactly keeping it bottled up inside, but I'm not at liberty to write about any of it either. So let me entertain you with a tale of two gay men gone grocery shopping while one of them tries not to have a nervous breakdown. Yesterday, at the local grocery store:
    David: "Wow. This looks good. I think I'll get some to munch on during the game tomorrow afternoon."
    Frankie: "OH MY GOD I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A FUCKING CHICKEN WING!"
Srsly. someone hand me a damn Valium already.

BTW, we never did finish getting the groceries.

  1. Blogger cheapblueguitar | 3/31/08, 4:57 PM |  

    **hug**

  2. Anonymous Neil | 3/31/08, 6:27 PM |  

    You know when you shouldnt chuckle at something but you do! What is it with couples and grocery shopping? I'm the same.

    If you do need to talk to someone, you have my email.

  3. Blogger Jeff | 4/7/08, 1:34 PM |  

    Plus One and I cannot grocery shop together, because the poor clerks would be mopping up the blood all. Damn. Day.

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