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I walked into work yesterday and went about my usual routine of clocking in, hanging up my coat, grabbing a cup of cof---hello, what's this horribly painted yet lovely designed box? Oh, an employee survey. OK, I'll bite.
Q: "Name two problems you are currently facing in the workplace."
A: "Lack of communication, lack of teamwork."
Q: "How would you solve these issues?"
A: "Beat fellow employees into submission, be the example."
I found it hilarious. We'll see what HR thinks.

This entry was posted by Frankie, on 3.28.2008. You can leave your response.

  1. Blogger Fredo | 3/28/08, 11:48 PM |  

    When I read this in Google Reader, it ended at "Beat fellow employees," with no period.

    I was disappointed to find there was more before the period, but highly amused nonetheless.

  2. Blogger jhames | 3/29/08, 12:32 AM |  

    God bless you, honey.

  3. Anonymous Anonymous | 4/14/08, 9:57 PM |  

    that was a serious survey

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