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She Will, She Will Rock You

Cleveland is playing host to the top four collegiate women's basketball teams right about now, and if you venture downtown (as I do every weekend) it's quite apparent.

You can't throw a basketball without hitting a chaperon, coach, college student, or tourist.

To David, this is yet another reason to hit a sports bar and knock back a few drafts. And yesterday he decided to do just that. I bravely ventured to his side during my lunch hour.

It wasn't pretty:

He: "They have buffalo pizza appetizers and (hic!) draft specials."
Me: "Can I get a martini?"
He: "Sigh."
Me: "Fine, but I want an umbrella in it. A blue one."

It wasn't the worst experience of my life. Besides, my revenge is just around the corner.

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