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Just Don't Do It

Just a small warning to you everyday consumers out there. Do not, under any circumstances, ever utter the following phrase:
    "The customer is always right!"
Because you too, will wear whatever liquid is within reach.

Also; never, ever in the history of retail has anything ever been free because an ass like you couldn't be bothered to find the price tag.

Have a nice day, please come again!

  1. Blogger Brian | 10/4/07, 7:26 AM |  

    Your first paragraph reminded me of this sequence: http://www.flickr.com/photos/urbanbohemian/548375045/

    Your second made me laugh out loud. I have heard so many times, "Oh it must be free!" from my friends who I thought had good senses of humor that the next time I think I'll just slap them instead.

  2. Anonymous daniel | 10/5/07, 1:25 AM |  

    agrees wholeheartedly.

  3. Blogger yllwdaisies | 10/5/07, 2:03 PM |  

    Oh, that whole "it must be free" thing really burns my bum. I hate that one.

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